Credit Card Haiku
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employer went bust
then Amex said the debt's mine
can't win for trying -
Where does money grow?
They say it isn't on trees.
Ah! Plastic! VISA -
spend more than you make
feel the pain of interest rates
"get you fee" if late -
Easy credit blues
addiction came painlessly
credit detox won't -
the hike the rates
and then wall street celebrates
gigling in the backround -
Credit cards are nice
People with cards cause pain when
Using cards like dice -
Paper or plastic?
When it comes to my wallet,
I answer, "neither."
